Welcome Note and last minute check! On behalf of the UAE bloggers community, here is extending the warmest, red carpetest welcome to everyone's favorite blogging family, who arrive here for a short visit.

Notes to the Welcome committee:

• Please confirm Airport decorations completed at all airports in the UAE.
• Ensure Red carpets which were laid last week and have been recepients of rain over the last couple of days are removed, and new DRY red carpets laid out on all roads.
• Have the school authorities been already informed - we do not want all the children lining the roads to wave Welcome flaglets. The first ten thousand get selected. Please be very polite and patient when declining the remaining children, and ensure Cadbury trays, Jumbo size, sent to each such child's home before the end of the week.
• Kindly send regret letters to all hotels excepting Burj Ul Arab, and advise BUA people to make necessary arrangements to evacuate the hotel of all other guests in time. Do advise them to make extra arrangements to handle the hordes of fans....
• Have all the Malls been informed of the possible need for all vendors to make personal visits to Burj Ul Arab with their merchandize?
• Please enlist NASA services to ensure they keep Sun Alliance (SA) and Clouds Incorporation (CI) pacified at all times - the guests have expressed preference for Sunlight rather than overcast conditions, and an agreement to such effect has been brokered between SA and CI.
• Escorts, Abu-Dhabi based as well as Dubai based, please ensure two-way communication maintained at all times, and the comfort and satisfaction of visitors given utmost attention.

GET ON WITH IT PEOPLE!

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