Long ago, JB, myself and a few other friends were part of an msn community that aspired to, and for sometime before the below messages were exchanged did, represent the community here in the UAE. Along came a few interesting characters, and started bombarding the message board with an average of three to four messages a day. The' messages' were mostly copy-paste jobs from the net, and after a while it became quite a nuisance. We, being the good samaritans that we were, decided to save the board from this carpet bombing, and tried to talk some sense into the 'message' senders, but were met with strong resistance by people whose sole claim to fame we had inadvertently jeopardized. These people were subsequently classified, officially by the knicq press, as morons. What followed was an interesting exchange of messages between the two camps, so interesting (and so much) that the board managers decided it to be too interesting and deleted the board.

I was sifting through my documents folder and found the below peice, where the moron club's representative had replied to one of my not-so-nice messages, and invited another not-so-nice messages. This post is also to help dispel the false notion that knicq is a nice guy. Mr. Moron's message is in caps, just as he had chosen to paste it, and yours truly's response is worded in lower case. Below is for entertainment purpose only.

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Oh, oh, oh ....

The pea-brain narcissist writes. Good first attempt KUGgu. I see you are getting more and more comfortable with the vowels now. Glad to have been of help.

Going through your message I see that you have probably done the same cut-paste thingy again - only this time you went to your own old messages. Had not an iota of freshness about it. But, let us take it piece by piece. I mean it is not every day you write, it ought to be given its due attention...

HAHAHHAHAHHAHA,,

What was this? Your evil laugh?
Or a depiction of your frustartion?

Tum itna jo muskura rahey ho
Kia gham hai jis ko chupa rahey ho???

Still saddened by that overwhelming response to your appeal for matrimonial interest in you? Bone-head, people are normally embarrassed after this kind of stuff - some ghairat walas actually go commit suicide. I suggest you try the route - you will be at peace underground.

BK AND KNICQ

FRANKLY SPEAKIN I WONT CALL U NAMES LIKE A CRYING KID .I AM WAY AHEAD OF YOU .

Crying kids do not call names you nincompoop. Irritated adults do.
You are way ahead of us, whoever could doubt that you moron. Haven't we all admitted you are the founder of the moron culture? You have been promoting it - for crying out loud. You converted me! Of course, you are ahead of us.

BUT I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR AMUZING US ON THE BOARDS AND SHOWING THE DEAR READERS WHAT YOU ARE ALL ABOUT.

Is this the best you could manage pea-brain? Showing people we are about what? But then I do not expect you to know the answer to that one - when was the last time you were not ambiguous?

STILL AFTER ALL THIS I M ASKING YOU TO DIVERT YOUR ENERGY ON SOME THING PRODUCTIVE ,WHAT EVER YOU FEEL IS WRITE AND GOOD.INSTEAD OF ALL THIS.

Well, thanks for asking Kuggu. I think this is productive. It introduced a smug, ignorant, vowelically challenged nincompoop like you to vowels didn't it? What could be more productive? Copy-Paste disoriented data day-in day-out, or write constipated philosophy in language that has people wondering if they are dyslexic?

A VENDATA AGAINST ME DOESNT GET YOU ANY WHERE ,YOU HAVE TRIED IT SO MANY TIMES IT DOESNT WORK SO LEAVE IT.

Haven't you realized so far, you moron. It is not about you. It is about what you subject this board to. Do you even know what Vendetta means? I have given you the right spelling, go check the dictionary. You will find, to your horror, that it is something you are not worthy of. Unless, of course your narcissist traits lead you to flatter yourself.

We are trying to get you to leave the board free for some meaningful messages too. We know it hasn't worked in the past, or you wouldn't be making a further fool of yourself, would you now?

DO SOME THING GOOD AND CONTRIBUTE .DONT SET SUCH AN EXAMPLE.I BELIEVE YOU CAN DO BETTER THEN ALL THIS.

Thank you for your belief. You ought to believe in us, after all we taught you the vowels!

READERS ARE GETTING FRUSTURATED.THIS IS THE REASON Y READERS DONT WANT TO WRITE OR CONTRIBUTE THEY LOOSE TRUST AND HOPE AND THEN THEY DONT WANT TO CONTRIBUTE OR BE A PART OF THIS COMMUNITY.

KUG - now do this slowly. Stand up, wear your shoes, come out on the road, start jogging, work up a frenzy - and then shout: EUREKA!!! Repeat until you fall dead, or get arrested.

Yes Moron, Yes! This is what I have been trying to help you figure out. I could not have said it better myself. (On second though, I very much could have). Take a look at your threads, and see how many people actually care to even respond to those. You will find, again to your utter horror, that the above applies to you, and only to you.

IF ITS ABOUT WINNING AND LOOSING AND TO LOOK GOOD. YOU WANT TO SHOW YOU ARE ABOVE ALL OF US IN YOUR SKILLS OF WRITING AND READING .BY DEGRADING OTHER PEOPLES EFFORTS.GHALT BAAT HAI AISA NAHI KAR NA CHAHIYA.

Tsk. Tsk. (Shakes Head). Abey baghlol ghalAt hota hai, ghalt nahin. Duniya kee koi zubaan tumhen saheeh bhi aati hai?

Other people's efforts? I am presuming you are referring to your senseless and frantic copy-pastes here. How many times have I ever copy-pasted meaningless data on the board? If anything, you cannot accuse me of lacking clarity of purpose like yourself. So, how does that pit you against me? How does it become about winning and losing? Will you just stop flattering yourself you pea-brain narcissist! How long before you snap out of this self-hypnosis???

MAKKI,RAJA JALAP,SUHAIF,BABER BHAI.GUYS PLEASE DONT REPLY TO WHT EVR (there go the poor vowels again - could only sustain it this lonig eh?) THEY HAVE TO SAY .ITS ALL POINT LESS.STILL IF THEY FEEL THEY ARE DOING SOME THING PRODUCTIVE BY DOING ALL THIS ,LET THEM.

For your kind information, I do feel I am doing something really productive here. I am getting you to shut up. And you think, if you or any of the people you mentioned did not "let us", we the lesser morons would not do what we deem productive.
You have got away with stuff that was absolutely useless, and that too 222 times - I made an arithmetic error the last time I counted your copy-paste score - Perhaps I just could not bring myself to believe that the nice people on this forum have put up with your crap for that long.
Has that number gone to your head? You actually think it depends in any way on whether you let or not let people send a message?

THANK YOU.

You are welcome."